In what is being claimed as a dormant psychotic break, many "Non-dart players" from the defunct TV game show Bullseye have suddenly launched attacks on their "dart-player" partners of yesteryear.
Mr.Cleverclogs, who was the N.D.P (non-dart player) and brainy one of a team that competed on the show in 1986, suggested that "Something went very, very wrong inside him," when he heard the "Big D" - Tony Green, who was co-presenter on the show, on the radio.
During the radio interview about gardening, Mr. Green proposed that "You get nothing for two in the bed." After this Mr.Cleverclogs had an incredible urge to go and find his game show partner, Mr. David Thickandcantthrowfortoffee, who hadn't been seen since he scored 17 with three darts all those years ago, in an effort to "put his head through a dart board."
Similar outbreaks have occurred across the country, all of them having the same common denominator that the supposed "Dart player" of the team couldn't, in fact, hit a barn door with a shovel.
Mr.Cleverclogs was last seen staring at a dartboard whilst rocking and whispering "Look at what you could've won."
P. Longnose
Of course, this is all non-factual and made up.
