Police are investigating an incident in which a man was assaulted by a Vulcan. An altercation broke out during a post convention party in Shatnerville with devastating consequences.
The victim, Lucas Darksabre, was drinking with friends in "The Cantina", a bar nearby to the convention when a group of Star Trek fans came in. Mr Darksabre suggested that it "Wasn't the bar they were looking for" & that "they didn't serve their kind here."
Taking exception to both Mr. Darksabre's tone and his intentional use of Star Wars quotes they asked him to repeat what he'd said. He proposed that "Dr.Spock wouldn't have that problem with ears like his."
His antagonistic, incorrect description of the Vulcan, Mr.Spock, wasn't helped by his follow-up comment that "He had Klingon trouble in his pants too."
The group, which consisted of a Vulcan, a Klingon, a giant lizard, a Borg and a man - sized tribble then set upon him, the Borg suggesting that "Resistance was futile."
A Romulan stood and watched, waiting to see who was likely to win before picking a side.
