The vast majority of "how-to" websites have recently reported a major down turn in hits and interaction with the public.
An expert in the field, Mr.I. M'betturthanyu, has suggested the reason behind this is quite simple.
"It seems that it is being suggested by using these sites, men are, in essence, using an instruction book; something that is simply unacceptable."
Your typical obstinate man of course refuses to use, and in most cases even acknowledge,the presence of an instruction manual. It is viewed as a form of weakness, who needs a manual to work anything anyway?
Several retailers over the years have seen countless items returned, fully working, because it is claimed they didn't work. In actual fact all of these devices were fine; the reason for return was logged as "Failure of a non-mechanical component."
The beligured websites are hastily rehashing their content and design in an effort to suggest they are not guides but an "Ideal place to rest one's eyes whilst breezing through a particular task." Many electrical device manufacturers are expected to follow suit with their instruc.. leaflets.
Mr. I. M'betturthanyu was at pains to add that he couldn't even spell "instruction" and had never asked for help in his life.
P.Longnose
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