In what is being referred to as the biggest "weather-based cock-up" since Michael Fish got his forecast so very,very wrong in 1987, hundreds of children have been left with distorted faces.
It has been reported that whilst children were pulling faces, as they do, across the country, the wind changed direction, with terrible consequences.
As was predicted by many adults, the children's faces stayed like it.
Mrs I.Told-ewe-sew, referring to her daughter, said "I told her so."
"It's been pot-luck to be fair, like other parents, I've been spouting this twaddle out since the kids have understood me. It won't stop me; even though I've been proven right about the wind changing direction, I'll keep trying to clean her face with spit on an old tissue and keep her away from swans, as they can break a man's arm!"
No children could comment due to their inability to speak without sounding like the Elephant Man, who was not an animal.
P.Longnose
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