Saturday 6 February 2016

Not so lucky dip....

A man has complained to trading standards over a lottery ticket he bought. If his case is successful it could have dire consequences for the prize master.

He purchased a lucky dip ticket which unfortunately did not match the winning numbers drawn on the particular night. He argued that, under the sale of goods act, the ticket declares a false description of goods; it was meant to be lucky, and it wasn't.

Mr. Payneinyaarz said "It wasn't bloody lucky for me! It said on the ticket Lucky Dip. That's £2 down the drain for me, where's the luck in that? Every week I buy a lucky dip and every week it isn't lucky. I've had enough."

A fellow lotto player has been even more unlucky however. In an incident that debunked the anti-winning quote of "More chance of et.c than winning the lottery" a man was eaten by a shark after surviving a lightning strike while on holiday celebrating a jackpot win on the game.


P.Longnose

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