Weather forecasters are fearing for their jobs following predictions that a sharp drop in temperature is due any time.
Should this drop happen, it is expected that people will bombard social media websites with photos of their car's external temperature display, with a high chance of it displaying a minus temperature.
In doing so, the forecasters and their broadcasts may become redundant, as a much more accurate and localised weather report is delivered by anybody and everybody.
Speaking about the matter, two well-respected forecasters, Michael Crab and Jim Pork, suggested that "These people don't know how damaging this can be to us. Our livelihoods are at stake!"
Should snow fall then all hell is expected to break loose, with ancient by-laws expected to be sighted by employees attempting to have a day off work without effecting their holiday entitlement.
P.Longnose
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